Why Do People Knit This Stuff?

Don't get me wrong. I love to knit. I could knit all day long, but there are some things in this knitting world that I will never understand. Like...

The Knitted DNA strand? The knitted car antenna cozy?

The Beer Bottle Sweater Cozy?
A Knitted Human Heart?

A knitted Motercycle cozy?

A knitted Beatle Cozy??? What the???

I didn't think it could got any worse than the Beatle cozy...

A knitted tank cozy?

Who on earth has time for this stuff???

Note the cute little pom pom hanging from the tank's barrel...